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« I cannot be manipulated »

« I cannot be manipulated »

« I cannot be manipulated » Helen Merry, administrator of an independent school ensures on NDF (« Nouvelle de France« , a french conservative newspaper) that she cannot be « manipulated » by stating: “I support the families of the victims of Charlie Hebdo but still EMOTION DOES NOT AFFECT MY ABILITY TO THINK!” If you believe you are in the same situation, let me enjoy that your thinking skills are intact. Okay, as it is well known, one manipulates people through their emotions. In particular…

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Hollande has found his calling: security!

Hollande has found his calling: security!

Hollande has found his calling: security! I would not attribute to him any responsibility in Charlie’s case, as in everything he has been busy, but as he is the winner of this mess, I would like to warn my compatriots against excessive optimism. In good gadfly, he reaps the laurels that should have gone back to GIGN and RAID as they, at least, know how to do their job, without the need of a commanding puppet. As if with Hollande…

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The illumination with the enlightment of Christine Lagarde

The illumination with the enlightment of Christine Lagarde

The illumination with the enlightment of Christine Lagarde And what if you go for a walk on the speech of Christine Lagarde on Chaos-controle.com (in French) posted January 17, 2015? The revelations of Madame Lagarde make me furiously think of déjà vu. It is so old that I cannot remember the names of the players and I do not really want to start looking anyway. It’s an old trick since it officially took place in 1921. It takes mny associations…

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Third miracle on TF1 on January 15: are the kids less stupid than older morons?

Third miracle on TF1 on January 15: are the kids less stupid than older morons?

Third miracle on TF1 on January 15: are the kids less stupid than older morons? In the evening news, TF1 did a survey in schools where they wonder whether the last word of secularism would not be that secular show that they know what they are talking about religions. And the study of religions should be in the program of high schools and colleges. The teachers looked great misfits, but kids were rather less bewildered as they are during usual…

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Charlie’s Side Effects: Back to Nazism!

Charlie’s Side Effects: Back to Nazism!

All Nathalie Saint Criq understood is: to go hunting and process those who are not Charlie. You should have a look at this video! Yet another target error. When are they going to suggest to identify and treat morons? It really is a mess! And what if France 2 fires the « responsible » (sic) of their political service? Along with all the other “responsible” we’ve seen on our TVs for over a week? But one can apparently say anything, freedom of…

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Sine, Qua, Non!

Sine, Qua, Non!

This title is another pitiful attempt of a French pun as Siné is a former contributor to Charlie, and the Latin Sine qua non, “translates” as “Sine , What, No”! I apologize, but bilingual humor has some pitfalls… But, well! Everyone is not Charlie, far from it! It is a new miracle of TF1: On the 12th they were interviewing passers by not too enthusiastic about the magic phrase and on the 13th they indicated that several Arab countries did…

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Do you want the address of a band of lunatics?

Do you want the address of a band of lunatics?

Do you want the address of a band of lunatics? I hesitated a bit before communicating it, and then I thought I was just following their recommendations, so they should not blame or attack me, especially since it is well known, the worst in advertising is when no one does even critic… So here’s what they recommend: « Only a detrimental, subversive, antisocial, atheist, erotic and immoral antidote to the spectacular infection that neutralizes spirits and distills death, is a valid…

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God is not Charlie, as Charlie is now God: it’s not getting any better…

God is not Charlie, as Charlie is now God: it’s not getting any better…

At the time of « Hara-Kiri, the stupid and nasty newspaper, » (the precursor magazine of Charlie) I threw glances at my buddies’ copies, and I already found not funny at all the pages entitled « The Stupid games of Professor Choron. » My thing at the time was more Gotlib (another cartoonist) whose sense of self-deprecating and humor reflected a true intelligence. His real name Marcel Mordechaï, allows me, evoking him with sympathy, to escape anti-Semitism suspicion. But that was not my purpose!…

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The Valls’ paradigm: freedom of expression, user’s guide! WHO is the real Charlie?

The Valls’ paradigm: freedom of expression, user’s guide! WHO is the real Charlie?

« Let us not confuse freedom of opinion with anti-Semitism, racism, Holocaust denial, » Prime Minister Manuel Valls Explains. And Continues: « Racism, anti-Semitism, Holocaust denial, apology for terrorism are not opinions, they are misdemeanors. » Then let’s not confuse them! Valls redefines for us our freedom of opinion, not of expression. Thanks to his police of thought, we are not even anymore free to think what we want! That is, if I think Manuel Valls is a paranoid sick and frustrated, I…

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Earth: 3rd planet and madhouse of the solar system!

Earth: 3rd planet and madhouse of the solar system!

Charlie’s humor system is emulated! The Jewish victims of the HyperCacher grocery are buried in the Garden of Olives! All TF1 (a French station) had to say is that it is « the largest Jewish cemetery in the world. » But TV presenters either from TF1 or BFM are beginning to tire me with their look, so serious and grotesque, looking like teachers for Mongolian… I know it‘s not nice for Mongolians, teachers or TV presenters, but none of these categories represents…

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